FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 09, 2020

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  almost 4 years ago

    What types are there?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    what a chocoholic daughter Roger has

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    Two-pound box of chocolates now a one-pound box of chocolates. After,Peter get through it will be empty box.

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    su43dipta  almost 4 years ago

    By the time Jason arrives, it’s just a ‘box’ of chocolates!

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I see two solutions. 1.) Try the “It’s thought that count dear”, or a variation there of. 2.) Now that you have tested to see how one box of chocolates did. Get another box of chocolates and hide them from your children.

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    mrcooncat  almost 4 years ago

    Should have told the kids: “These are special vegan chocolates, which are good for your health. There are chocolate covered: broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, asparagus & green beans!” Bet the kids would have turned right around straight away.

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    derdave969  almost 4 years ago

    This is why the Whitman’s Sampler was invented. The other option is a box of just one kind that is known to be a favorite (chocolate covered cherries in my mother’s case).

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    monya_43  almost 4 years ago

    His mistake was not buying two boxes of chocolates. He knows his kids and should have seen the situation coming.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    He’d better get a backup box.

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    Nate England  almost 4 years ago

    WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING… oh wait. It’s Roger.

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    scyphi26  almost 4 years ago

    …soon to be a half-pound or less…

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    Status: Having nothing better to do  almost 4 years ago

    Go to Bill predicted this a couple decades ago!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 4 years ago

    Paige, you’re just as bad as Sally Forth with the chocolate Easter bunnies! O<|];o)

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    fuzzybritches  almost 4 years ago

    And of course she’s not going to count the empty spaces when she gets the box.

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    kab2rb  almost 4 years ago

    Dad should know better, he should bought 3 boxes. Family happy.My husband is fortunate, not certain when for me as my mom did not buy chocolate candy bars that much, I am allergic to chocolate, so instead of flowers do not last long, he bought me a beautiful wonderful heart and earrings with our names few years ago. I do wear for Valentine’s Day and anniversary. I have separate heart necklace I wear to church.

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    Arbitrary  almost 4 years ago

    Easiest way to avoid that next time you get chocolates: “Oh sure honey. By the way, do you need new pants? Those are looking a bit tight”

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    Dgwphotos  almost 4 years ago

    And if Peter takes a look, it’s going to be an empty box of chocolates for his mother.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    5 minutes later…I hope she likes an empty heart shaped box…

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    ARĈJO  almost 4 years ago

    Now it’s a zero-pound box of choco— hey, where did the box go?

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m sure Jason will show up sooner or later. Then, no more chocolates.

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    knutdl  almost 4 years ago
    Life is like a box of chocolates.
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    fake11  almost 4 years ago

    Wait why is it one pound now??

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