FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 28, 2021

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Beware the fate of King Midas in all its forms.

    PS: Nope, not possible.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    Peter’s bound to fail regardless of what project he chooses.

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    Captain Charlie  about 3 years ago

    For that to happen, you’d have to get fatter than an asteroid

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    Careful around cutlery? I’m surprised that they let you near any sharp objects.

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    monkeysky  about 3 years ago

    A pepperoni singularity, so to speak

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    In my experience the only think that flies into you mouth when you open it is your foot.

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    KenseidenXL  about 3 years ago

    His stomach is a black hole….

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    mrcooncat  about 3 years ago

    Peter … if you had a truck capable of carrying 1 ton, & you filled it with 3000 lbs. of Canaries, as long as you kept 1/3 of them flying, would you be okay? Pose that to your brother.

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    Kroykali  about 3 years ago

    Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

    https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1999/06/27

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    Theoretically, Peter wouldn’t have to eat a massive amount of pizza. There already is a gravitational force between Peter and a nearby slice of pizza. However, there is a greater gravitational force with the Earth. If Peter and the slice could be put into space far enough away from the earth, the gravitational force between Peter and the slice of pizza could cause them to move slowly toward each other. [There are some other problems: like survival in the vacuum of space, and time, and patience …]

    … On the other hand, if he could eat enough to increase his mass enough, his (pizza) pie hole could become like a Black (pie) Hole from which nothing could escape.

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    johndifool  about 3 years ago

    Kind of like Wile E. Coyote and his Super Magnet.

    Didn’t work out very well for him in the end.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 3 years ago

    Like Peter needs a reason to eat more pizza.

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    scyphi26  about 3 years ago

    Sadly, no, it doesn’t work like that Peter. But it would definitely be cool if it did.

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    oakie817  about 3 years ago

    those are some big ears

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    khcm1157  about 3 years ago

    Black Pie-hole Theory!

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    jjzhu999  about 3 years ago

    lol

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    BiggerNate91  about 3 years ago

    I have a logic question to answer your physics question…

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    And- might that same scientific conjecture also work for one becoming a giant donut? Asking for a friend.

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    paranormal  about 3 years ago

    That could only happen in cartoons and comics…

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    comixdragon  about 3 years ago

    if you eat pizza with a lot of iron, you could wear a magnet hat and attract the pizza

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    stepzla  about 3 years ago

    Hey JellyBean! Used to have a friend on AOL that was a fan of Fox Trot. I think of her often when I read the comic. For some reason, I felt a need to post about it today. Who knows? Maybe she will read it. ;-)

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    6turtle9  about 3 years ago

    I’d rather have some sort of stomach by-pass system so I could eat endless amounts of pizza and never get full.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    That sounds less like a science project and more like the making of “Super Size Me.”

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    gammaguy  about 3 years ago

    He wants to just get the pizza into his stomach without tasting it?

    That’s bizarre!

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    Daeder  about 3 years ago

    It’s theoretically possible. Of course, by then you’d just be a giant, amorphous blob. You’d be Pizza the Hutt.

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    cracker65  about 3 years ago

    One of these days this will all catch up to Peter. Then he will be a fat tub of lard.

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    SlashPhantom  about 3 years ago

    PEPPERONI, EXTRA CHEESE (a lot of extra cheese)

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    AustinKniga-Bartlett  about 3 years ago

    He is SO a glutton.

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    once made a story called Harry otter the volleyball phenom.

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    me_the_polish_gull  about 3 years ago

    I’ve tried the same thing, and no, it’s not possible.

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    Richard Perry  about 3 years ago

    When will they update this strip?

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    Lil Twiggy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What is cutlery? Is it a type of glass?

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    Extension Cord  about 1 year ago

    Awwwhhh quincy is watching

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