FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 30, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  12 months ago

    gee, Morton, you think?

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    seanfear  12 months ago

    this girl is surrounded by geeks

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    danketaz Premium Member 12 months ago

    Keep planning Morton. At one strip a week, the future will be here before you know it.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 12 months ago

    You lost her at “wanna”.

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    einarbt  12 months ago

    One step at a time, maybe.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    Too much. Too much. Way too much. Keep it simple – just ask that one basic question: “How many kids do you want to have with me?”

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    TwilightFaze  12 months ago

    You have a great future ahead of you, kid. You even got overflowing self-confidence, unlike most fellow geeks. But dude? Read the room…

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    Jingles  12 months ago

    by age of 16 i had a rock-solid reputation with girls, and never lacked a date as a result. believe it or not, one of the best places to get a date was in sunday school. :D

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    So close and yet so far.

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    SKJAM! Premium Member 12 months ago

    This young man needs an isekai.

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    Guy from southern Indiana  12 months ago

    She probably wouldn’t be able to live up to your fantasies with her anyway.

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    johnjoyce  12 months ago

    It’s Raj from Big Bang.

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    Kroykali  12 months ago

    Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

    https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/04/28

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    Thanksfortheinfo2000  12 months ago

    Ask her again in 15 years, when you’re a multi-billionaire…

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    mindjob  12 months ago

    Maybe if she had more zits and was 2 feet shorter

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  12 months ago

    One Step at a time.

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    scyphi26  12 months ago

    It does tend to help soften the blow when you’re inevitably rejected.

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    indysteve9  12 months ago

    And desperately need to see a dermatologist.

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    thevideostoreguy  12 months ago

    Paige, at this point, you might as well. Not like you’ve got other options.

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    circleM  12 months ago

    Just remember Paige that someday he’ll be rich like Bill Gates.

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    habfan40  12 months ago

    Page will look back to this day in the future when she hears how he is a Billion are software developer

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    raybarb44  12 months ago

    Learn from your mistakes…..

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    smartman  12 months ago

    Dude, your only chance is if those POV (point-of-view) shorts from TikTok and YT Shorts came to this strip, and it showed you’d be a billionaire as an adult.

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    wolfshort  12 months ago

    is it me he looks like her brother.

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    tarnrider  12 months ago

    she should think the guys like this who went on to become a rich tech mogul, and want to be their first wife, before they want prenups when they get married.

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    Upton O'Goode  12 months ago

    Exactly the same thing happened to my wife. Honest!

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    Kwen  12 months ago

    Just wait a few years for your geeky start-up to make you a millionaire and you’ll see all your old school’s Paiges crawl back to you.

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    Meowise  12 months ago

    If you really need to stop planning so far ahead, then get rid of those dimples, dude.

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