We had just finished barbecuing, and my sister accidentally dropped her hot dog on the floor. My parent’s dog instantly pounced on it and scarfed it down in one bite.
My grandpa then turned to me with the biggest $hit-eating grin:
Did you know that the hotdogs that you get in the store are very closely related to each other? It’s true! Just look next time you are at a picnic or someplace serving a lot of hotdogs. And see how many of them are in-bread.
I’m willing to accept Roger futilely wanting to play chess, even if he won’t last ten moves. But I can’t accept his family letting him go out with a five gallon drum of lighter fluid and a solitary charcoal briquet.
You can always hope your opponent may make a really bad mistake in a chess game. But surely you would learn something if the FAA issues an arrest warrant for the danger you pose to the air corridor and you’d try something different with the grill.
Given his culinary skills, he could have asked just one question and gotten it over with: “Who wants a lump of unidentifiable carbonized organic material?”
Two things Rodger: First, one doesn’t eat the burnt offerings you make to the gods. Second, call NASA and have them put that grill on a test stand. They might learn something useful and you might be able to retire early.
Not everyday that Andy’s the one suggesting they order pizza. Usually she uses opportunities such as this to hock whatever the heck it is that she cooks and calls “food.”
knew a clueless guy, that thought flames had to be burning to cook food. everything tasted like kerosene. one episode he melted the vinyl house siding it was so hot. idjit.
I know I pick on Andy for her gah-bij vegetarian cooking, but I also forget Roger can’t grill to save his life; only end one (the birds, by the looks of that inferno…)
Asharah over 1 year ago
It’s better than her cooking
thevideostoreguy over 1 year ago
Who wants a strip that actually has a new premise?
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
I like the strip pretty funny but bland could use some arcs again too bad he doesnt post daily 7/10
Kroykali over 1 year ago
Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/06/09
boneroller42 over 1 year ago
I believe carbon aids with digestion….
minty_Joe over 1 year ago
For a moment there, it looked like a tree growing up from inside the BBQ grill.
Imagine over 1 year ago
And be on the lookout for falling satellites.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Rocket powered grill.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
We had just finished barbecuing, and my sister accidentally dropped her hot dog on the floor. My parent’s dog instantly pounced on it and scarfed it down in one bite.
My grandpa then turned to me with the biggest $hit-eating grin:
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world.”
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
My friend bet me $100,000 I couldn’t barbecue on a plane
The steaks have never been higher
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
They just rib it.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Did you know that the hotdogs that you get in the store are very closely related to each other? It’s true! Just look next time you are at a picnic or someplace serving a lot of hotdogs. And see how many of them are in-bread.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
I’m willing to accept Roger futilely wanting to play chess, even if he won’t last ten moves. But I can’t accept his family letting him go out with a five gallon drum of lighter fluid and a solitary charcoal briquet.
You can always hope your opponent may make a really bad mistake in a chess game. But surely you would learn something if the FAA issues an arrest warrant for the danger you pose to the air corridor and you’d try something different with the grill.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Appropriate for a Sunday: Roger has made burnt offerings.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Personally, I like blackened chicken. :) :) :)
That is ONE impressive fire, Roger!
Tradewinds309 over 1 year ago
Roger had to step up his grilling game now that Gocomics has added Crankshaft.
steveh64 over 1 year ago
That flame could rival Mt. Doom to melt the Ring of Power.
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
Really, Roger! Almost three years stuck at home and you STILL haven’t learned how to use the grill?!
LupisLight over 1 year ago
Roger seems as in denial about his lack of grilling skills as Andy is about her cooking…
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
So Roger grills poorly and Andy’s cooking isn’t edible. No wonder the kids are thin.
AtariDragon over 1 year ago
Who wants someone else to order pizza? An eggplant and Brussels sprouts pizza might not be such a great idea.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Roger seems to have learned to grill in Mordor.
tripwire45 over 1 year ago
Maybe he needs a propane grill where you can adjust the heat.
ladykat over 1 year ago
I guess nobody trusts Roger’s cooking.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is there any man in the comics that can grill?
prrdh over 1 year ago
Given his culinary skills, he could have asked just one question and gotten it over with: “Who wants a lump of unidentifiable carbonized organic material?”
vorlon42 over 1 year ago
Two things Rodger: First, one doesn’t eat the burnt offerings you make to the gods. Second, call NASA and have them put that grill on a test stand. They might learn something useful and you might be able to retire early.
scyphi26 over 1 year ago
Not everyday that Andy’s the one suggesting they order pizza. Usually she uses opportunities such as this to hock whatever the heck it is that she cooks and calls “food.”
tcayer over 1 year ago
Ha ha. Dads and grills, amirite?
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
I think dad buys his lighter fluid from NASA’s supply of, past the “Best if used by” date, rocket fuel.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
competing with Crankshaft
BiggerNate91 over 1 year ago
Ayyy, Andy actually offered to order pizza! Good for her.
Daeder over 1 year ago
Who wants fresh charcoal!?!
Tallguy over 1 year ago
“My kite!” is still one of the funniest sentences in all of comics history.
Jefano Premium Member over 1 year ago
She’s going to order tofu pizza, you know.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Smoky the Bear is looking for Roger
Jingles over 1 year ago
knew a clueless guy, that thought flames had to be burning to cook food. everything tasted like kerosene. one episode he melted the vinyl house siding it was so hot. idjit.
kamoolah over 1 year ago
This is Pride Month. Roger should use his arson skills to torch churches and other places who do not embrace LBGTQWERTY people.
TwilightFaze over 1 year ago
I know I pick on Andy for her gah-bij vegetarian cooking, but I also forget Roger can’t grill to save his life; only end one (the birds, by the looks of that inferno…)
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
talking quincyhttps://www.gocomics.com/foxtrotclassics/2013/05/02
M.K.Staffeld over 1 year ago
Who knew your barbeque grill could also double as a volcanic geyser?
T... over 1 year ago
Get the pizza grill out!…
jvscanlan Premium Member over 1 year ago
Do not let Mom order the pizza . . .
minty_Joe over 1 year ago
I’ll bet Gordon Ramsay would put Roger to shame…with all his 4-letter expletives.
calliarcale over 1 year ago
He’s never going to learn not to use lighter fluid, is he?
LrdSlvrhnd over 1 year ago
I’d still rather eat his cooking than hers, but it’s a close call.
Samwise 12 months ago
I feel like Roger cooks badly so that they can get pizza, if not it’s still working