FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 25, 2024

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    I need a burrito  3 months ago

    A favorite childhood meal glop!

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    Grumpy Old Guy  3 months ago

    It was recently brought to my attention that onion rings are actually vegetable donuts, and lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake….

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    einarbt  3 months ago

    Glop it is.

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    It’s nutritionally balanced  glop.

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    USDA school food program certified slop.

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    Arbitrary  3 months ago

    Y’know, the fact that these jokes still remain topical in the strip’s 36 year run is kinda sad when you think about it. Especially when any attempts to push for better meals in schools and just let the kids eat them without having to pay out of pocket gets met with abject vitriol, usually from people who otherwise cry “think of the children!”

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    mccollunsky  3 months ago

    Glop: When Gloop is too expensive.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    No, wait! The package says it’s reconstituted gloop.

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    xaingo  3 months ago

    Glop was yesterday today it’s glüp. Tell them it’s German.

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    Kroykali  3 months ago

    Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

    https://www.gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2003/02/23

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    Gandalf  3 months ago

    The usual: mystery meat.

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    jslabotnik  3 months ago

    Tomorrow: swill. Oh, wrong comic?

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    cdillon85  3 months ago

    Let’s hear it for the brown-bag.

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    josuet  3 months ago

    we hadnt had a lunch lady comic for a long time! Nice to see its return

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    Wow! Is the school budget so bad they can no longer afford actual food?!

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    rayannina  3 months ago

    And this is why I brown-bagged it all through high school.

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    ilikai  3 months ago

    “Glop” was actually one of thr good tasting mystery lunches

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago

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    KEA  3 months ago

    I guess I never realized how good we had it at our schools. Our meals were as good as homemade. (according to some students… better than homemade)

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    prrdh  3 months ago

    Today we’re leaving out the shingle. Someone decided the kids are getting too much starch.

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  3 months ago

    My bet is that “glop” is way tastier and nutritious than anything at Bucca di Buffalo

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Glop it is.

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    ms-ss  3 months ago

    My mom used to make a great salad/desert using lime jello, cool whip, chopped pecans, etc. Us kids named it Green Glop. My wife copied it and so our kids called it Green Glop. Now the daughter-in-law makes it and the grandkids call it Green Glop. It’s a family tradition.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    Never talk to lunch ladies.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Generic Layered Overcooked Parts…

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    Jethro Flatline Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is Spaghetti and Wings really a thing? I feel like I’ve been deprived!

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    Duke of Omnium  3 months ago

    “The can just says ‘glop’” is a great punch line. I don’t often audibly laugh at comics, but I did here.

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    txmystic  3 months ago

    The school must have shopped at the store from Repo Man (IYKYK)…

    And “Buca di Buffalo” for family style spaghetti and wings—LOL

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 3 months ago

    Are you sure it doesn’t say “Nutritious* Glop to Support Wellness* in Teenagers”?

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    phlash  3 months ago

    Spoo – the Other blue meat!

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    BiggerNate91  3 months ago

    High school cafeterias should be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

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    minty_Joe  3 months ago

    I think I saw that stuff on top of a piece of toast. S.O.S. ’Nuff said.

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    minty_Joe  3 months ago

    “Lunchlady Land” by Adam Sandler

    Https://Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=HsqyxsogrvA

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    Angry Indeed  3 months ago

    Never took a risk eating cafeteria food when I was in high school. Just ate/slurped down a chocolate milk shake. Ahhh! ;-p

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    Angry Indeed  3 months ago

    Spook had a better tasting swill.

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    M.K.Staffeld  3 months ago

    It could be great flavored glop! (Probably not though…)

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    John Jorgensen  3 months ago

    Spaghetti and wings? Odd combination.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 3 months ago

    Meanwhile in France, each public school has a real trained chef preparing nutritious and delicious multi-course cuisine (no Tater Tots or soy enhanced mystery meat in sight) with plenty of water instead of sugary artificial drinks and hormone laced milk. When I watched one of the videos about this I about went into shock as they sat down to meals that would cost you and me and you $50-$100 at a nice restaurant. All of which is subsidized by the state.

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    don’t ask a question you don’t really want the true answer to

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 3 months ago

    Glop. I used to make that for dinner as a bachelor.

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Plop the glop down on ‘em.

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    Asharah  3 months ago

    My high school had vending machines. One had cans of Campbells soup.

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    MayCauseBurns  3 months ago

    Glop is better than splortch.

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    john_chubb  3 months ago

    It’s Sloppy Joe, sloppy Sloppy Joe

    Just EAT IT!

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    Moon57Shine  3 months ago

    Sounds about right concerning school lunches…

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