FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 28, 2024

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    Arbitrary  3 months ago

    Been there. Still listen to new Fall Out Boy and Miracle of Sound songs on loop for a week after they release.

    Did love FOB’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” update but really wish they’d kept it chronological.

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    Lucy Rudy  3 months ago

    When the first Beatle album came out, I played it nonstop every minute I was at home for weeks!

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    A Swift rebuke.

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    ninjanick101  3 months ago

    That’s quite a time consumer knowing how long that album is.

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    dl_supertroll  3 months ago

    Never understood popular culture. My favourite music is metalcore.

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    mccollunsky  3 months ago

    I guess that caused bad blood, between them. Hopefully she’ll be able to get back together with them.

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    thevideostoreguy  3 months ago

    Because of COURSE Paige is a Swiftie.

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    cseligman  3 months ago

    Since I’ve never heard one of her songs, I probably couldn’t even tell it was one of hers. And frankly, all the songs I’ve heard that were written in this century sound exactly the same to me: little or no melody, lyrics with no meaning or just about “poor little me”. Tough to be a depressed billionaire, but depression sells well these days, particularly to teenagers, who have always been the most depressed of all generations, regardless of the century.

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    The Humanist Boss  3 months ago

    Taylor Swift is the most overrated singer in the world, I don’t know what made her this popular and she is not the only singer who writes her song lyrics and her instrumentals are produced by producers not her.

    I liked her music from 2014 to 2017,when she avoided talking about politics but now I no longer listen to pop music these money worshippers take advantage of feminism and LGBT rights to earn money.

    She has very a misandristic song that demonize all men, depict them as promiscuous, dirty and rude she thinks all women are angels and that all men are demons and the world is perfect for all men

    Men treat each other worse than they treat women.

    the reason of the rise of feminism is because patriarchy permit women to complain but if man complain about anything he will be told to man up if toxic feminists will control everything it is because of male feminists and patriarchy permitting women to complain, a lot of workplaces hire women just because they are women and women now out-earn men in several US cities according to Pew Research Center.

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Every generation has that one artist.

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    cdillon85  3 months ago

    Shake it off, Paige. Shake it off.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Maybe mom should have helped Paige by taking her Swiftie card right then

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    Bye bye Miss American pie…

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    Purple People Eater  3 months ago

    I looked it up, and Taylor Swift’s new album is about 1 hour and 47 minutes long. Listening to that 53 times would take about 94 hours. If we figure that Paige sleeps about 8 hours every night, that means that she was not listening to Taylor Swift for 18 hours that week while she was awake. She could have listened to the album 10 more times that week.

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    Wren Fahel  3 months ago

    In 2010, Taylor Swift released “Speak Now”. My husband & I preordered it for our Swiftie-daughter’s 8th birthday. Just days before her birthday my husband ended up in the hospital with a 35% chance of survival (thankfully he beat the odds). Her birthday was celebrated in my husband’s ICU room, with the lovely nurses “decorating” his room and bringing her & her little sister ice pops. She was so happy to get the CD, but that first night she “loaned” it to my husband to listen to in his room. The next day we brought the CD home and put it in the bedroom CD player, putting it on loop to have playing while we slept (the girls wanted to sleep with me while Daddy was in the hospital) every night until he came home. Not only did I never get sick of it, but to this day it’s my favorite TS album; it’s my daughter’s 3rd (after “1989” and “The Tortured Poets Department”.

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    What? Is the album out of style already?

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    Oh Paige, only a quarter of a century ago you were crazy about the Backsync Boys.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    I actually like a couple of her songs (literally 2) but everything from this new album is absolutely terrible, IMHO

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    Jedi.Kermit  3 months ago

    Today’s “Foxtrot Classics” that is missing is April 27, 2003 and to get caught up also May 4, 2003.

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    The Pro from Dover  3 months ago

    Album?

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Can’t really blame her. Except for Taylor, the music industry is a desert for good music.

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    donut reply  3 months ago

    Recently watched a video of a duet with Taylor Swift and Alison Krauss. Their voices are very similar. Some of the video seemed faked. Swift was walking toward Krauss without the mike near her mouth, but you could hear two voices.

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    William Robbins Premium Member 3 months ago

    Have we reached peak Taylor Swift yet?

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Taylor Swift song.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  3 months ago

    The first I remember was Elvis, then the Beatles. If it’s happening again I hope this generation produces more and better change than mine. I heard Taylor Swift encouraged listeners to register to vote, that is a positive step, where as burning your draft card was a negative sign, not wrong, just not positive.

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    del_grande Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nobody said the obvious one yet?Paige should just Shake it Off – after all, Haters Gonna Hate

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    This is where Andy gives the whole ‘they were never your friends anyway’ lecture.

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    alohaotis  3 months ago

    Debbie Harry puts TS to absolute shame.

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    This 70 yo Deadhead knows every note of the classic rock catalog by heart, so when SiriusXM sent me an email about a limited time T Swift channel 13, I figured I’d give it a listen, why not? Been listening when I’m driving for a week, and one more week to go. It’s not bad, even enjoyable when you hear the songs a few times. I won’t become a Swiftie, but a nice change of pace before I go back to the same old classic rock. Why do naysayers enjoy complaining about TS? Nothing changes, just like our parents skeptical of young people’s music back in our youth.

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    Space_cat  3 months ago

    There’s a fine line between listening to something a few times versus brainwashing yourself voluntarily.

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    txmystic  3 months ago

    very timely…

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    Fennec! at the Disco  3 months ago

    Boo hoo hoo.

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    melodymucisa  3 months ago

    If I was Andy, I would remove Paige from that school immediately. And I would sue those girls for what they did to my daughter!

    This is the type of behavior that causes kids to transfer schools, run away, or worse, end their own lives!

    As Taylor once said, “why you gotta be so mean.”And she wouldn’t stand for this behavior!

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    cafed00d Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bought the cd when it first came out, but haven’t listened to it yet (tough several of the songs have come up in my Pandora channel). Used to be that when I bought a new cd, I’d open it up in the car and listen to it while running the rest of my errands. But my new car doesn’t have a cd player.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    If Paige needs more time to listen, Mom should give her some since she is reading Thyme Magazine.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    Anyone who listens to her garbage even once should be made to surrender their “human race membership” card. My God, can’t she sing about something OTHER than bad boyfriends and/ or break-ups?

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    BlueKnight25  3 months ago

    I’ve listened to it exactly zero times. I expect that trend will continue.

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    Nate's Prank Day Chaos  3 months ago

    Taylor swift has entered my life when I HATE HER and she just ruined a comic. ruining a comic is a crime against humanity.

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    robtgordon  3 months ago

    We all sound like what our parents said about the music we liked when we were teenagers. Nobody has cornered the market on what music should sound like; everyone has different tastes.

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sports and celebrity idolization have gone way too far in our society.

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    B4ItNs  3 months ago

    What worries me must is the stories I hear about the fans of celebrities such as her basing their political choices on those of a celebrity.

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    mail2jbl  3 months ago

    No matter how much you love something or are loyal to a cause, there will always be those who question your love or loyalty or say it isn’t good enough. Paige needs to learn that the other girls at school are not the authority of how much of a fan she is of Taylor Swift.

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    news  3 months ago

    I’m never, ever, ever gonna listen to Taylor Swift deliberately.

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    jimboylan  3 months ago

    Is a Swiftie Card the female version of a semi-automatic rifle company’s Man Card?

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