FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 30, 2009
Peter: Mom, I'll be at Denise's house. Andy: Oh, Peter, wait! As long as you're going over there, why don't you bring her and her parents one or two zucchinis from our garden? Here you go. Better take the station wagon. Peter: Mom, that isn't "one or two" Andy: Ok, so I rounded up a little. Peter: Mom, please. These are people I want to like me. Jason: In that case, might I suggest including one of these prize big berthas?