FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 03, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: I can't believe I wasn't here when Jason got hurt. Andy: He's fine... Stop beating yourself up. Roger: But what if I had been more serious?! What if it had been a real car that hit him and not just a toy one?! There I was off on some idiotic business trip! I wasn't around when my little boy needed me! I wasn't around when my little boy was hurt! Andy: Roger, you can't spend 24 hours a day hovering over your kids! What are you going to do? Quit your job?! Roger: Now there's a thought. Andy: I was kidding, Roger, kidding!
Maybe Roger should work at the airport to make sure that what happened to him doesn’t happen to anyone else. When the passengers make reservations for their flights, he could give them a reminder like this: “As our schedules are subject to change, we recommend that you call us periodically to double-check your flight”.