FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 03, 2010
July 02, 2010
July 05, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: I can't believe I wasn't here when Jason got hurt. Andy: He's fine... Stop beating yourself up. Roger: But what if I had been more serious?! What if it had been a real car that hit him and not just a toy one?! There I was off on some idiotic business trip! I wasn't around when my little boy needed me! I wasn't around when my little boy was hurt! Andy: Roger, you can't spend 24 hours a day hovering over your kids! What are you going to do? Quit your job?! Roger: Now there's a thought. Andy: I was kidding, Roger, kidding!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 13 years ago
Uh, oh! Andy put a thought in Roger’s head…
rayannina about 13 years ago
Given Roger’s (bleep)y job, it’s gotta be tempting …
jerzy about 13 years ago
Being around Jason for a weekend should cure him of that fast.
twj0729 about 13 years ago
After that last air trip, unemployment would seem a reasonable alternative or at least getting a job that doesn’t require air-travel.
NE1956 about 13 years ago
Roger would not last a weekend with Jason. Roger wouldn’t last 5 minutes, 6 minutes tops.
boy123 about 13 years ago
i think 2 mins tops
kittenpah about 13 years ago
I suspect that Jason might find it a challenge spending unending time with his dad. The kid got those genes from someplace.
MittensRhino about 13 years ago
Go for it Roger, your job looks like it sucks anyway
lewisbower about 13 years ago
Think Roger, what did the Sgt say when your wife was having a baby.. The following is bleeped for sensitive ears. Any man over 55 who had a low draft number heard it
alexzinuro about 2 years ago
Maybe Roger should work at the airport to make sure that what happened to him doesn’t happen to anyone else. When the passengers make reservations for their flights, he could give them a reminder like this: “As our schedules are subject to change, we recommend that you call us periodically to double-check your flight”.