FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2011

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    NE1956  about 12 years ago

    Jason I hate when you use words that I have to go look up. LOL.

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    dicatduke  about 12 years ago

    Oh, Peter. You’re in trouble. I wouldn’t want to be you just now!

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    dhubb  about 12 years ago

    @gayfatnakedvet Yeah, reading…

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    ComicCrawler  about 12 years ago

    lol, I didn’t notice that he was reading/”reading” that!

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    legaleagle48  about 12 years ago

    ladyfingers86, it’s not Peter’s eyesight that’s the problem. It’s the fact that, as Jason points out, he drives so fast that he flirts with the actual speed of light, hence Jason’s use of the term “relativistic” to describe Peter’s driving speed.

    Jason is applying Einstein’s theory that, as one approaches the speed of light (as Peter apparently does), time and space are distorted. What Jason tried to explain to Paige was that Peter typically drives so fast that his ability to judge distances and spatial relationships is severely compromised, which is why he accidentally ran over her bike – Peter simply thought there was more space between him and her bike than there actually was, because his sight and perception were that badly distorted due to his excessive speed.

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    rugratz2222  about 12 years ago

    actually, because he is reading Victoria’s Secret, if he doesn’t stop that, he’ll go blind. And hit paige’s bike when he parks the car … ooops.

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    doctorwho29  about 4 years ago

    I know it’s only a comic but I can’t even imagine going that fast in a residential area

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