Halloween is my favorite. I buy 5 pounds of chocolate for the kids and 5 pounds for myself. Combine that with Thanksgiving and Christmas, and I’ve gained 20 pounds. It takes me about 10 months to lose it again.
“Mom, the problem is not that I’m not shifting in and out of phase. The problem is that, when I shift out of phase, I keep encountering this girl named Hilary Forth.”
Templo S.U.D. 10 months ago
seriously
C 10 months ago
There’s another way?
Imagine 10 months ago
Tell me about it…
Fortunately, Easter candy is now on sale.
fuzzbucket 10 months ago
Halloween is my favorite. I buy 5 pounds of chocolate for the kids and 5 pounds for myself. Combine that with Thanksgiving and Christmas, and I’ve gained 20 pounds. It takes me about 10 months to lose it again.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member 10 months ago
Must be a glitch in the Matrix.
mindjob 10 months ago
Reminds me to test out my new phase shifter
Purple People Eater 10 months ago
Does Starfleet know of this ability of Jason’s?
michaeljwolff 10 months ago
“Mom, the problem is not that I’m not shifting in and out of phase. The problem is that, when I shift out of phase, I keep encountering this girl named Hilary Forth.”
edeloriea14 10 months ago
I try not eat any Easter candy in one sitting.