FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 20, 2022

so can a dentist, Paige, once you get cavities

If you smash them together, you can pretend that the broken pieces are babies.

Honestly, if they don’t reproduce, what’s the point of even making them shaped like rabbits?

no no no……. bury them not so deep and water them!

Shouldn’t be looking for them to just multiply. Better to glace away and see the aftermath like in the old theatrical cartoons of MGM and Warner Bros. Much funnier.

is it a good thing or bad that they do not leave a trail of M&Ms

I hope one of them isn’t the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

I find it disturbing she wants to watch them take the first step in making baby chocolate bunnies. Give them some privacy!

Several y ears ago Mrs put out a couple of those gold foiled rabbits. I went to the store and purchased several bags of the smaller ones. Every day when I got up for work I placed four or five of them on the counter next to the two bigger ones. She finally made a comment on how they were reproducing after there were about 20 of the smaller ones there next to the bigger ones. I just replied, “well, they are rabbits!”

Have better luck with a Playboy Bunny.

Somebody needs to have “the talk” with Paige.

who would want to see that anyway?

Her hopes, like the bunnies, are hollow.

You have to give them some privacy.

Their ears are solid, the rest is hollow, that’s the extent of their relationship

They have to learn how to add and subtract first

A match made in Hershey.

911 we have a case of illegal chocolate bunny breeding!