FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 20, 2022

nice save, Jason, but not too good of a save

Didn’t realize, Paige was that strong. Knock, Jason out with one punch.

Half of domestic violence comes from the ladies

With me it’s 100 percent.

Push me, pound you…

Jason was asking for it.

Jason is why Paige will never have jerk anything.

Are the meals free, too?

Jason is just missing the eyepatch and the parrot

This so soon after I had jerk chicken for the first time. Pretty good spice.

Weren’t Ikea and Mc D butchered down out of cultural appropriation for the simple use of the dish name? Holiday resort owners should be careful…

So now the dailies are in color, yet we still can’t get the Classic FoxTrot Sundays?

I’m going to repeat this each day until there is an explanation or it is changed. Stone Soup got their Classic Sundays eventually, it needs to happen here too.

I do the same thing when I call my sister on thanksgiving: “Happy Day, Turkey”. After many years, she seems to tire of it, go figure.