FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 09, 2022

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    A large car offers better protection in a wreck. A small 2-seater means fewer teenagers in the car. I’m not sure which is better.

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    yeah, rephrasing is the key

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    Kwen  4 months ago

    Then: Job ads subscription, Pile of magazines and a lockable room, The little hacker’s manual. Next question?

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    Purple People Eater  4 months ago

    Socks, mittens, and underwear are always a parentel favorite.

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    habfan40  4 months ago

    Easy get Peter a model kit of a sports car. Page a poster of Timberlake and Jason A gaming magazine.

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    FGWaiss  4 months ago

    Buy them clothes they hate. Maybe they’ll get the hint about reasonable requests.

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    Carl  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I get the same gift every year. Forebodings of the tidings from the credit card companies.

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    rmercer Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s it! Get them a “Clue” game! Or not…

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    Wren Fahel  4 months ago

    We have the opposite problem with our younger daughter. She literally doesn’t want anything. I asked her for a list, & she said she can’t really think of anything. We thought of one thing we thought she’d like, but her sister already got it for her!

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    SquidGamerGal  4 months ago

    And Roger! If you so much give Jason ONE video game, you’ll be spending next year in a low-budget motel!

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    gobbledygook  4 months ago

    It could’ve been WAY worse, Paige could’ve wanted a date w/Nick Carter.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    Even as a teen I had very few wants. So one Christmas I facetiously told my parents I wanted a gold-plated, rhinestone studded kazoo. My mom found a plastic one, painted it gold and sprinkled glitter on it.

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    dflak  4 months ago

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    BiggerNate91  4 months ago

    Paige is out of her mind

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    My grandson wants to get a Lamborghini after he gets his drivers’ license. He’ll have to settle for a 15 year old pickup (although it’s in great shape) when he reaches that age and if the truck’s still running.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Other than how dated Paige’s wish is, this is still relatable.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    When my son was young I’d get multipage wish lists with color-coding, cross-references and preferred sources.

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    PaulGoes  4 months ago

    Underwear and socks

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    M.K.Staffeld  4 months ago

    You know, Peter didn’t say if his sports car had to be a toy or a model or the real thing so technically Roger and Andi could get him one…

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    Fennec! at the Disco  4 months ago

    In real life, I would say go for a gift of each kid’s favorite food, but this is Andy…

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    EnlilEnkiEa  4 months ago

    It’s all in the phrasing.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, if she’s in high school, Paige is already too old for Leonardo De Crapio.

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