FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 31, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  11 months ago

    I never begged my parents for a dog growing up.

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    sirbadger  11 months ago

    I was disappointed when they got me a dachshund instead of a bigger dog.

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    Skippy the Magnificent  11 months ago

    Clever girl.

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    SteveHL  11 months ago

    Mother Doesn’t Want A Dog

    by Judith Viorst

    Mother doesn’t want a dog.

    Mother says they smell,

    And never sit when you say sit,

    Or even when you yell.

    And when you come home late at night

    And there is ice and snow,

    You have to go back out because

    The dumb dog has to go.

    Mother doesn’t want a dog.

    Mother says they shed,

    And always let the strangers in

    And bark at friends instead,

    And do disgraceful things on rugs,

    And track mud on the floor,

    And flop upon your bed at night

    And snore their doggy snore.

    Mother doesn’t want a dog.

    She’s making a mistake.

    Because, more than a dog, I think

    She will not want this snake.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  11 months ago

    I begged for a cat when I was a teen – begged for months! When my parents still said No, I started asking for other pets.

    It was shortly after I suggested a turtle that we went to the animal shelter and came home with a cat.

    So Paige is right: it is all in how you ask!

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    minty_Joe  11 months ago

    Was one of the fish named Wanda? “Eww! Avoid the green ones; They’re not ripe yet.” ~ Otto

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    I’d love to have a fish tank, but I have no room for it; besides, I have cats.

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    KEA  11 months ago

    My dad got a toy manchester in partial payment of some medical services. He said it was for us kids, but the dog never really liked anyone but dad.

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    paranormal  11 months ago

    Better be a Basenji…

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    rob  11 months ago

    Oh yes, the orange cat named Frodo that my two boys got in 2004 that they were going to take care of, which of course ended up being dad’s job. In the end it was ok though because we became best buddies until he crossed the Rainbow Bridge in 2021 at the age of 17.

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    BiggerNate91  11 months ago

    Paige showing she’s smarter than she lets on once again.

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    T...  11 months ago

    Thanks for bringing this one back Bill, clever and funny…

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    You know, I don’t think I ever asked my parents directly for a pet. I just talked about imaginary cats for a while until they decided to get a real cat.

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    vick53  11 months ago

    There’s a big dog in dachshunds.

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    BWR  11 months ago

    My first dog was a Westie our neighbors brought over one night and just gave to us. Sweetest little girl she could be. I want another one.

    Second dog was a pittie we found running the streets. She was a marshmallow, who got beat up by a 2 pound kitten. D@mn cancer.

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