FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 25, 2023

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    soundcomm  7 months ago

    Maybe there’d have been less confusion if they told her to pick a good “nom de plume”!

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    C  7 months ago

    Agony

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    droosan Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sanford Expresso pens were my jam, back in my high school days. I don’t think they’re made anymore, though. :-(

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    A uniball pen could be used by the “Unibrow Reporter”.

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    win.45mag  7 months ago

    Well, she’s sure not a sharpie.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    No matter what I call my pen, it never responds.

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    bruce1966  7 months ago

    “Uniball” would be an unfortunate pen name for a boy.

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    Purple People Eater  7 months ago

    Pig.

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    Steverino Premium Member 7 months ago

    I had a sharpei once.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Montblanc is a good pen name. But IMHO Pelikan, Namiki, Visconti and even Waterman are better choices.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 7 months ago

    Pilot G-2 07 is what I currently use.

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    Bill The Nuke  7 months ago

    How about “Nottaclue”

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    BiggerNate91  7 months ago

    This made me snort-laugh

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    Angry Indeed  7 months ago

    For you Paige, I suggest Lorretta L.

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    Angry Indeed  7 months ago

    When I graduated from H.S., all I got was a Cross pen set. That set my foul mood in motion. A car would have been more appreciated!

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    I guess Page Turner is already taken

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    T...  7 months ago

    She’s never done a column of advice before, what does she submit?…

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 7 months ago

    Paige, don’t order your personalized stationery just yet.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  7 months ago

    Ticonderoga.

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    NaturLvr  7 months ago

    Being from Wisconsin originally, I’d have to go with Parker.

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