FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 25, 2023

Maybe there’d have been less confusion if they told her to pick a good “nom de plume”!

Agony

Sanford Expresso pens were my jam, back in my high school days. I don’t think they’re made anymore, though. :-(

A uniball pen could be used by the “Unibrow Reporter”.

Well, she’s sure not a sharpie.

No matter what I call my pen, it never responds.

“Uniball” would be an unfortunate pen name for a boy.

Pig.

I had a sharpei once.

Montblanc is a good pen name. But IMHO Pelikan, Namiki, Visconti and even Waterman are better choices.

Pilot G-2 07 is what I currently use.

How about “Nottaclue”

This made me snort-laugh

For you Paige, I suggest Lorretta L.

When I graduated from H.S., all I got was a Cross pen set. That set my foul mood in motion. A car would have been more appreciated!

I guess Page Turner is already taken

She’s never done a column of advice before, what does she submit?…

Paige, don’t order your personalized stationery just yet.

Ticonderoga.

Being from Wisconsin originally, I’d have to go with Parker.