FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 29, 2023

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    sorry Roger – a torture is a torture – no way going around that. It’s the rules.

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    rekam Premium Member 5 months ago

    Pizza anyone?

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    cholomanaba  5 months ago

    with that kind of menu, I’d surely go eat with my neighbors…

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    einarbt  5 months ago

    No wonder they ‘survive’ on pizza.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Nobody in that house is overweight.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Getting close to a cartoon without the gag.

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    TwilightFaze  5 months ago

    Here’s a crazy idea Andy: Cook beef stew for the family and tofu lasagna for you. Everybody wins…………….sigh, who’m I kidding? This woman is a militant vegetarian. The worst kind of vegetarian…..

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Order a few pizzas.

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    Ol' me  5 months ago

    This makes for good funnies, but in real life, I wouldn’t tolerate it.

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    raptor  5 months ago

    My wife and I had to “adjust” to our eating habits when we started out – she grew up on a farm and dined on beef seven days a week – twice a day (lunch and dinner). I grew up on a farm with a father who had served in the military and spent time overseas – he experienced the variety of foods and introduced them at home – so we learned to enjoy many things. I brought that lifestyle with me, and although it took awhile, our meals migrated to a variety of dishes that we both enjoy – and we try to be health conscious in our choices…

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    moondog42 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why would you put tofu in lasagna when there are perfectly good veggies sitting around waiting to be used?

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    hk Premium Member 5 months ago

    Get you new wife, this one is defective.

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    billdaviswords  5 months ago

    That woman is insane (and clueless…. otherwise cruel)

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    John Jorgensen  5 months ago

    I can at least imagine beef stew without the beef, but what would pork sausages without the pork even look like? A limp sausage skin with a sprinkle of spice?

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 5 months ago

    Roger, your neighborhood convenience store (7-11?) usually has pull tab cans of food, paper cups and a microwave to cook in. Just go for a walk.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    Chicken wings without the chicken

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    Beef stew with actual beef in it is a great idea this time of year.

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    paullp Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not until now did I feel the need to thank my mother for feeding us reasonably healthful meals when we were growing up that also appealed to our taste buds.

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    M.K.Staffeld  5 months ago

    How fast can you order pizza or deli sandwiches?

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    aussie399 Premium Member 2 months ago

    All without the flavour

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