FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 27, 2024

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    Limpid Lizard  3 months ago

    Carbon dioxide is heavier than air.

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    salakfarm Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bloating from soda, yes; but carbon dioxide bubbles are heavier than air.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    i guess that’s fart jet that’s keeping them afloat?

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    Gas will get you moving again.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    But the belches will be worth it.

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    suv2000  3 months ago

    Time for the belching contest

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    They’re gonna blow! HIT THE DIRT!!

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    fjc007  3 months ago

    Carbonated with helium?

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    calliarcale  3 months ago

    Maybe don’t do the chugging contest with Fizzy Lifting Soda.

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    tygrkhat40  3 months ago

    The belch heard ’round the world.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    hope you don’t float too far up… that would be entertainingly bad. :D

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    The MontGoofier Brothers…

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    John Jorgensen  3 months ago

    That’s two strips in a row where these loud-and-proud nerds show a complete and utter disregard for physics.

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    eced52  3 months ago

    Are there helium bubbles in soda?

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    ekke  3 months ago

    No, this is a good thing. Carbon sequestration!

    Don’t let them belch, however!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Spring break at their age? I never heard of it.

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    rodjen1  3 months ago

    Yeah, the ice cream in their sodas would really make them expand.

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    M.K.Staffeld  3 months ago

    And I thought I was bad with chugging soda…

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    MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well the lawn sprinklers won’t be needed for awhile.

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    ganeydn  3 months ago

    Ummmm…. Carbon dioxide is not lighter than air.

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    ca_jeffo Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is clearly an homage to Dr. Seuss’s Sleep Book (a wonderful classic bedtime book):

    "The news has come in from the district of Dofft that two Offt are asleep and they’re sleeping aloft. "

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