FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 28, 2024

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    Limpid Lizard  4 months ago

    Can’t be too careful when it comes to the jewels.

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Maybe they asked a woman at the store what size cup they needed.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Their cups runneth over.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    Talk about a BB in a boxcar, but that’s boys.

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    Lyrak  4 months ago

    Coach ought to have them run the bases as a warmup before the game starts.

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    Kwen  4 months ago

    Something slightly disturbing with this pic… It reminds me of those photos you used to see in the (not so) old medical dictionaries at the “elephantiasis” entry.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  4 months ago

    Maybe the store didn’t sell thimbles.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    Cod somebody piece this together for me?

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    MRBLUESKY529  4 months ago

    There is a song by AC DC

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    SuperAndy Premium Member 4 months ago

    Baseball is back! Happy Opening Day! My Phillies are rained out already, but I’m looking forward to the season.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    Jock straps and cups come in four sizes: small, medium, large and I want to impress the sales clerk at the checkout counter.

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    fjc007  4 months ago

    I think they’re going to be crowding the plate!

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    chris_o42  4 months ago

    Wishful thinking.

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    I didn’t know what a jock strap was. My mom took me shopping for one.

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    Su770n  4 months ago

    “I don’t wish to brag, but…”

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    Alverant  4 months ago

    Wouldn’t that mean someone in the store will have to see? Ewwwww.

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    Serial Pedant  4 months ago

    I was gonna say that. Dang!

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    tygrkhat40  4 months ago

    Those would be too big even for the most well-endowed males in the adult entertainment industry. So I’ve been told…

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    Camiyami Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hahaha this one always makes me laugh!!! Of COURSE they would think they need a large. Matches their egos. :D So funny!

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    They did!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    Affectionately known as “Under the butt nut hut”.

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    John Jorgensen  4 months ago

    I wonder how many newspapers got outraged letters for running such a suggestive strip back in ’03.

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    bigheadx Premium Member 4 months ago

    looks more like they were in the household section and chose salad bowls!

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    hooglah  4 months ago

    Walnut shell would have been suffice.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, they can always take up sumo wrestling with those things.

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    chroniclecmx  4 months ago

    I thought I had read every foxtrot strip. Apparently I missed one. Clearly for good reason

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    Publius10608218  4 months ago

    Looks like my zoology textbook picture of rural men in the jungles when they let parasites swell only smaller.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    First one that gets a hit will roll to first base

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    kwsNI Premium Member 4 months ago

    I love this one every time I see it. Of all the fantastic FoxTrots, this is definitely in my top 3

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    ekke  4 months ago

    The return of the codpiece!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    A natural result of always buying shoes a bit larger, knowing the boys feet will grow into it.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  4 months ago

    I don’t want to consider how a store would tell a bunch of teenage boys what cup size they need.

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    MartinPerry1  4 months ago

    Just think of how intimidated the other teams will be. Will they be able to play at all?

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    dtdbiz  4 months ago

    Their eyes are bigger than their, um, stomachs.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago

    Dream on boys!

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    Huluki  4 months ago

    The first time I read this I actually died of laughter

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    tinstar  4 months ago

    This is rather like the episode of South Park, where the men were all getting testicular cancer, so they could get medical marijuana.

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    Are those “sports bras”?

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Who do they think they are. Ron Jeremy?

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