FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 22, 2024

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    salakfarm Premium Member about 2 months ago

    He’s no Einstein.

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    knutdl  about 2 months ago

    Slower or faster? It’s relative.

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    Jason Allen  about 2 months ago

    Get lower to the ground, Peter. Gravity slows down time. Time actually passes quicker out at the international space station than it does down here on Earth. It’s a phenomenon that has to be accounted for in GPS satellites.

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    Zykoic  about 2 months ago

    An astronomer told me that just being between two masses slows time down. I wondered if there was no mass in the universe would time not exist.

    O.k….bong down.

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    Farside99  about 2 months ago

    No, we don’t yet give A’s for idiots! Wait a couple of years, and you’ll get at least a B plus for a 45% grade!

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    knutdl  about 2 months ago

    Time is on my side, yes it is (The Rolling Stones)

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    Kroykali  about 2 months ago

    He’d be done with the test if he didn’t keep looking at his watch.

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 months ago

    I didn’t know you were in such a hurry to get to summer school, Peter…

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    Too bad he isn’t moving at the speed of light, that would help

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    calliarcale  about 2 months ago

    They do, but a) they have to move a lot faster than that for the difference to matter, and b) that clock might be moving slower, but it isn’t the one your teacher is using so it doesn’t matter anyway.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 months ago

    “OK, let’s see… P – E – T – E – R… Now, what the heck is my last name!?”

    (⊙_ʖ⊙)

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    I liked physics in high school.

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    circleM  about 2 months ago

    The Werewolf teacher.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago

    In my senior year of H.S., my first period class (07:10) was physics taught by the most boring, monotoned teacher the school system has ever hired. You could easily see the teacher over of students in front, with their heads laying down on the tables. Doctor Sedative, I presume.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  about 2 months ago

    Ok, I laughed out loud!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    A couple points for knowing something about relativity? When you have a job, that’s when time REALLY moves too slow at the end.

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