In high school I played Serpent in Twain’s Diary Of Adam And Eve. Wore black pants and turtle neck, slicked my hair back, and put on pale make-up with red lipstick and green metallic diamonds around my eyes.
Red eyes in the flashes of digital cameras is pretty much a thing of the past with modern phones either not using a flash and resorting to low-light modes or using machine learning/AI to fix it after the picture was taken.
sergioandrade Premium Member 3 months ago
How about my precisely set nose warts.
sirbadger 3 months ago
Next up, pictures of Jason lifting weights.
steveh64 3 months ago
… and then to post it online.
Kroykali 3 months ago
I wonder how much she paid for it, ’cause you can get photo editing software for free now.
dflak 3 months ago
I have Photoshop. I use it to restore old family photographs.
Now AI is supposedly able to do that. It works well if you want grandpa turning out to look like a cartoon character such as Elmer Fudd.
LightWarriorK 3 months ago
Missed opportunity. People make a ton of money improving pictures. He could rake in his siblings’ allowances with those skills.
marktson 3 months ago
If I were Paige, I’d beat the crap out of him for that one
Cozmik Cowboy 3 months ago
In high school I played Serpent in Twain’s Diary Of Adam And Eve. Wore black pants and turtle neck, slicked my hair back, and put on pale make-up with red lipstick and green metallic diamonds around my eyes.
The one pic of me thus has red-eye – perfect!
sevenfeet0 3 months ago
Red eyes in the flashes of digital cameras is pretty much a thing of the past with modern phones either not using a flash and resorting to low-light modes or using machine learning/AI to fix it after the picture was taken.
pixiekitten Premium Member 3 months ago
Hopefully Jason will never get to play with Apple Intelligence.
I’m sorry, I mean iFruit Intelligence.
Elisabunny 3 months ago
Gee, Roger, maybe do something about the little twerp’s bullying, instead of just rolling your eyes.
mindjob 3 months ago
“And a slight suggestion of horns on the head”
ktrabbit 3 months ago
I can’t stand that kid.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
She’ll be a fire breathing dragon when she discovers this.