Please note he dove (well projectiled) in wearing his glasses and they survived. Speaking from experience (yes, I was young once) they do not stay on and when I got out I wondered why my vision was blurred. Had to wait for the pool water to settle so I could see them on the bottom (and of course in the deep end). Great way to learn how to hold breath and open eyes under (clorinated) water.
Algolei I 2 months ago
“A large boulder the size of a small boulder!” plip
win.45mag 2 months ago
Should be “tank projectile” since he’s obviously been fired.
Kroykali 2 months ago
Jason’s the bomb.
toondel5 Premium Member 2 months ago
Somehow, I don’t see Jason gliding sideways under cloud cover.
roof-top-view 2 months ago
Please note he dove (well projectiled) in wearing his glasses and they survived. Speaking from experience (yes, I was young once) they do not stay on and when I got out I wondered why my vision was blurred. Had to wait for the pool water to settle so I could see them on the bottom (and of course in the deep end). Great way to learn how to hold breath and open eyes under (clorinated) water.
Robert4170 2 months ago
Hmmm. In another strip, Jason was shown to be so light that he skipped across the surface of the water.
Depleted uranium is used in shells because it has greater density than lead. I used to work to clean up a military ordnance testing site.
andersjg Premium Member 2 months ago
“IN COMING!”
xSigoff Premium Member 2 months ago
Current stocks of DU tank rounds are M829A*4*. The danger is from heavy metal poisoning, not radiation.
marktson 2 months ago
How did his glasses stay on?
zodismoon 2 months ago
How is he able to say all that before splashing into the water?
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
He either talked super fast or fell super slow.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member 2 months ago
Jason should try the MOAB, Mother Of All Bombs
mindjob 2 months ago
I did a pretty good Can Opener jump
eced52 2 months ago
That would probably break his butt.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 2 months ago
More like a small pebble.
Strawberry King 2 months ago
“Jackknife!!”