FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 05, 2024

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    Algolei I  2 months ago

    “A large boulder the size of a small boulder!” plip

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    win.45mag  2 months ago

    Should be “tank projectile” since he’s obviously been fired.

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    Kroykali  2 months ago

    Jason’s the bomb.

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    toondel5 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Somehow, I don’t see Jason gliding sideways under cloud cover.

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    roof-top-view  2 months ago

    Please note he dove (well projectiled) in wearing his glasses and they survived. Speaking from experience (yes, I was young once) they do not stay on and when I got out I wondered why my vision was blurred. Had to wait for the pool water to settle so I could see them on the bottom (and of course in the deep end). Great way to learn how to hold breath and open eyes under (clorinated) water.

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    Robert4170  2 months ago

    Hmmm. In another strip, Jason was shown to be so light that he skipped across the surface of the water.

    Depleted uranium is used in shells because it has greater density than lead. I used to work to clean up a military ordnance testing site.

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    andersjg Premium Member 2 months ago

    “IN COMING!”

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    xSigoff Premium Member 2 months ago

    Current stocks of DU tank rounds are M829A*4*. The danger is from heavy metal poisoning, not radiation.

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    marktson  2 months ago

    How did his glasses stay on?

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    zodismoon  2 months ago

    How is he able to say all that before splashing into the water?

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    He either talked super fast or fell super slow.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member 2 months ago

    Jason should try the MOAB, Mother Of All Bombs

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    I did a pretty good Can Opener jump

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    eced52  2 months ago

    That would probably break his butt.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    More like a small pebble.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    “Jackknife!!”

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