Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 25, 2001
"Ernie, this review you wrote of your Uncle's restaurant sounds a bit biased." "There's not one word about the slow service." "Sure there is -- where I say, 'Leisurely dining.'" "Or that the prices are outrageously high!" "Right there it says, 'Reminds you of much fancier restaurants'..." "Or that the food is nauseating." "I said, 'you never leave feeling hungry.'" "Ernie, this review is a fraud! The waiters are rude, the busboys are insulting, and the maitre'd is a pompous jerk!" "That's why I said, 'you get a lot for your money!'"