Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 02, 2001
"MICROBE HUMOR." "The latest issue of 'Bioweek' just arrived. There's an article about cloning that was duplicated from another magazine.. and an uplifting story about two endorphins that'll bring a smile to your face..." "How about my favorite feature, 'Ask Biotherapist'?" "To kidney." "Spleen." "The usual stuff... a carbon atom going through a half-life crisis... a cholesterol molecule who gets too attached to other molecules.. an adrenaline molecule who wants to slow down his life.. and there's a cover story on helium." "Hah! How interesting can an article on helium be?" "They say once you pick it up, you can't put it down!"