Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 27, 2008
Girl: Uncle Ernie, tell me a story! Ernie: Once upon a time a flower started talking to a rock.... Flower: Hi! I'm new here. Have you been around long? Rock: A few eons or so. Flower: Do you have a family? Rock: Dad was fire and Mom was a volcano. I started out as a little blob of lava. Flower: That's so cool! How did you get here? Girl: Great story! What's the moral? Ernie: If a rock and a flower can do it, anybody can be a friendly neighbor! Want an ice cream?