Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 28, 2008
Army Robotics Dept. Medical Center Upgrades maintenance downloads "I failed my physcial and have to leave the army!" "They say I've lost my 'military bearing'!" "I've been ordered to hq. I sure hope they don't break me up for spare parts!" "I wouldn't worry---It says you only have to turn your battery pack. They're also giving you a medal..." "Sounds like an honorable 'discharge' to me!"