Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 10, 2009

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    tbree  about 13 years ago

    Press the coin return and mute that noise!

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    runar  about 13 years ago

    Please, don’t give them any ideas.

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    ladywolf17  about 13 years ago

    electronics are getting to advance for their time. It’ll be Skynet all over again.

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    johnparadox  about 13 years ago

    Heard about ‘pay by cellphone’ vending machines?

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    lazygrazer  about 13 years ago

    Vending machine: “Hello and thank you. We appreciate your business. If you are selecting a Hershey Bar press 1 now….. If you are selecting a Milky Way press 2 now….. If you are selecting a….”

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    “You have selected a Milky Way, is this correct? If this is correct, please press 7 now. If this is incorrect, please press 8 now.”

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    “Thank you. We are processing your order.”

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    “We’re sorry, but the machine is out of the candy product you have selected. Please hold while we connect you the first available representative.”

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    “Sank you for vaiting. For vhat can I do you pleeze?”

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    lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Wow, grazer, you are wide awake today! Good one!

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    ToborRedrum  about 13 years ago

    Don’t laugh, they already have these in Japan.

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    bald  about 13 years ago

    does orwell’s 1984 come to mind?

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Good one Grazer. As an aside, would someone please invent a remote control that will roll up your car windows when it suddenly starts raining. It would be much appreciated during Thunderstorm season (April to September here).

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    Penguinassassin007  about 13 years ago

    Welcome back, runar!

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    watsduo  about 13 years ago

    I’ll bet this machine emits an alarm if you try to shake it when the candy fails to release.

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