Frank says, "He just fell off the wall." Doctor says, "It sounds like a case of 'Restless egg' syndrome."
Good pun…RES is a crackpot diagnosis.
If Humpty isn’t insured, he’s probably going to have to shell out a lot.
In that case the yolk would be on him.
You guys are cracking me up!
I think an end of life panel should step in here and decided if the cost to put him back together again is worth the money.
My cartoon is all scrambled…..
if they leave humpty alone , maybe the egg white will congeal and patch those cracks, but then would that make him a crach head ?
When will this punfest be ova?
He didn’t fall of the wall at all….he was shot by a poacher!
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
at egg-zactly the right time!
Ol’ Humpty Dumpty scrambled his brains, I see.
I never bought that “fell off the wall” thing. Personally, I’m speculating another nursery rhyme character pushed him. Mother Goose has always had an out for him, you know.
saturntv said, about 3 speculative hours ago
‘I never bought that “fell off the wall” thing. Personally, I’m speculating another nursery rhyme character pushed him. Mother Goose has always had an out for him, you know.’
Will this be the sequel of Hoodwinked!?
If Humpty wasn’t a bad egg, he will be soon.
Unless the dwarves fry him for breakfast.
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