Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 04, 2010

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    lazygrazer  over 12 years ago

    God only wrote on both sides ‘cause Moses couldn’t carry 4 pages of stone.

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    Ronshua  over 12 years ago

    Exo 32:19 And it came to be, as soon as he came near the camp, that he saw the calf and the dancing. And Mosheh’s displeasure burned, and he threw the tablets out of his hands and broke them at the foot of the mountain. ISR

    Both sides !

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    FUNIG1  over 12 years ago

    joe”genius” would know … he was there at the time! he knows EVERYTHING … he thinks

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    lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    So cynical this early in the year…

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    dsom8  over 12 years ago

    When God offered the commandments to the Romans, they said, “Commandments? Like what?” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” He replied “Oh. no thanks then,” was the response.

    When He offered them to the Huns, they said, “Commandments? Like what?” “Thou shalt not kill,” He replied “Oh. no thanks then,” was the response.

    When he offered them to the Israelites, Moses said, “How much?” “They’re free.” “I’ll take 10,” he answered.

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    bald  over 12 years ago

    why didn’t they write the commandments on papyrus, it would have been easier to carry

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    @bald, I vote for writing them on the heart–then you won’t lose them in any way…

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    davesmithsit  over 12 years ago

    Funig1 just became my freind he just confirmed what Ive been saying all along.

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