Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 03, 2011

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    Proginoskes  almost 13 years ago

    Lawyers don’t have to be sworn in, because they’ll just lie anyway.

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    lewisbower  almost 13 years ago

    Lawyers are members of a noble profession. Why most politicians are lawyers.

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    wandle  almost 13 years ago

    In the 1600’s lawers were illeagle in Virginia because they were a scurge on society. Should have stayed that way.

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    jpsomebody  almost 13 years ago

    Lawyers aren’t sworn in, they are sworn at.

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    jpsomebody  almost 13 years ago

    The second oldest profession (lawyers) have a lot in common with the oldest profession (Prostitution). They both do whatever you want for money.

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    DavidGBA  almost 13 years ago

    Lawyers are officers of the court, and so already sworn.

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    Everyone hates lawyers until they need one. then they can’t find one fast enough. bit hypocritical.

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    momazilla  almost 13 years ago

    Why do sharks not eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

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    corvettelen  almost 13 years ago

    Lawyers: Non-productive members of society who deal in the redistribution of wealth. They all think they are smart but can’t get by 1 round of Jeopardy.

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    And are important in working your way thru the complexities of the legal system.

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    And, phatts, it’s still hypocritical.

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    worldisacomic  almost 13 years ago

    The only good lawyer is one who hangs his esquire plaque on a tombstone!

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    ghretighoti  almost 13 years ago

    @ananomooseOne difference between a prostitute and a lawyer is that the prostitute stops screwing you when you’re dead.

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    jpsomebody  almost 13 years ago

    I did my divorce myself 10 years ago and it only cost me about $350.

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    anschimpf  almost 13 years ago

    I feel the need to comment on these post for a number of reasons. 1) not all lawyers are shysters. 2) the comments in some of these posts seem to go beyond mere jokes. 3) Lawyers are monitored strictly by their provincial/state Law Society, more so than many other professions. My father is a lawyer – hard working & honest with strong ethics. Right now he is the only lawyer working full time in a town that had 4, two of whom are dealing with the loss of their homes and another with the loss of his business due to wildfires that burned 1/3 of our town. He’s busting his butt, burning the candle at both ends to meet the needs of people in town and in the surrounding area. I do not feel that these comments are in good taste and denigrating someone based solely on what they do for a living shows a lack of respect for all the hard work they do.

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