Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 21, 2011

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    Proginoskes  about 12 years ago

    No, the joke was: the centipede thought it involved women who had 50 feet.

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    jewels.4him  about 12 years ago

    FOOT FETISH.

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    lewisbower  about 12 years ago

    Take my wife, please. She has 50 tongues.

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    bobpeters61  about 12 years ago

    That’s one land where all the men keep looking up. For more than one reason.

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    Justice22  about 12 years ago

    Good Juan!

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    jpsomebody  about 12 years ago

    What is terrifying is a fifty foot tall woman with PMS.

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    runar  about 12 years ago

    A 50-foot tall woman would not be able to support her own weight. Her bones would collapse. For the reason this would happen, click here and scroll down to “Session 3”.

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    ghretighoti  about 12 years ago

    Take me to your ladder. I’ll see your leader later.

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    momazilla  about 12 years ago

    As the chuhuahua said to the St Bernard: " someone put me UP to it."

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    I’m surprised they let him into the theater barefoot. Surely he didn’t waste a half day putting his shoes on. And another third taking them off.

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    hippogriff  about 12 years ago

    runar: Ah yes, the good old square-cube law.

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    Proginoskes  about 12 years ago

    @ bmonk: You bet he didn’t waste all that time. And don’t call me Shirley.

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    hippogriff  about 12 years ago

    rumar: You brought it up in reference to the 50’ woman, so obviously it is calculating animal sizes. Since orbits are usually elliptical, your results may vary.

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