Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 21, 2013
Frank: The baseball team played badly again today! In center, the nucleus made lots of errors... Frank: ...the tryptophan was picked off base because he was napping, and the adrenaline swung wildly at bad pitches -- it's not in his nature to walk. Frank: Worst of all, the flesh-eating bacteria was a bad teammate. He just played for himself! The manager tried to bench him, but he was resistant! Ernest: Did anyone play well? Frank: Yeah, the vaccine hit a long home run -- it was a very impressive shot!