Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 17, 2014
Periodical Publishers Inc. Frank: Ernie, you made a big mistake and combined some of our publications! Ernest: Don't panic, Frank. All we need is some new titles. Frank: Our magazine for outdoorsmen was printed with a magazine for horror movie fans! Ernest: We can call it "Field and Scream"! Frank: And our sports magazine was combined with the dermatology publication. Ernest: "Warts Illustrated"! Frank: This isn't funny! You also combined a French cooking magazine with a lawn ornament guide and the journal for defense lawyers! Ernest: Let's call it "Butter, Gnomes and Pardons"!