Angel: There's no such thing as pre-approval.
Yes there is! I’ve been pre-approved by Jesus Christ.
I have a “Get Out of Hell Free” card … Will you accept that?
I can understand why you can’t get down on your knees to pray…………
he was probably told that by one of the televangelists…
“but i gave SO much money, and the pastor said i was in”….
Actually, pre-approval is the preferred arrangement. All you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your savior during life and He’ll accept you after death.
not so bad – pre-approvals don’t get virgins
I’m just glad they will accept me with pre-existing conditions.
Preapproval is the only way in.
There’s no such thing as pre-approval? Wait—does that mean those indulgences I bought last week are no good? Aw, man…
I see lots of evidence around me. The biggest, of course, is changed lives.
If there is predestination, then there must be pre-approval. But then there’s nothing you can do to get it if you didn’t/don’t already have it.
Actually, as a Christian Protestant, being “Saved” IS pre-approval.
Let us all keep in mind, there is no such thing as FREE either…
Um, and you have proof that Christianity is not true? Or do you just really, really want it to be not true so you can do your own thing?Um, and you have proof that Islam is not true? Or do you just really, really want it to be not true so you can do your own thing?Your argument is a non-starter. You assume something is true, and then use it to prove it’s true. We are not impressed.There is plenty of evidence that none of the abrahamic religions are true, but I’m quite certain that you will not make the effort to find out why. If you were, you might want to start with the fact that Jesus never actually existed (Richard Carrier’s book On the Historicity of Jesus), or that its teachings are demonstrably wrong (for example, John Loftus’ three books The End of Christianity, The Christian Delusion, and Christianity Is Not Great.)In a nutshell, it is a silly mistake to take myths literally.
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