Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 05, 2019

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    RetFor  over 3 years ago

    The problem with automatic lights is they work by detecting motion, and with sloths they won’t detect any…

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Then there’s the Clever Family that’s looking for a new water front home, but the Beaver won’t give a dam.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    The duck buyers need a pool for the ducks they buy.

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    Geophyzz  over 3 years ago

    My niece, a hotel manager in Toronto, gets calls from ultra-orthodox Jewish guests to turn on lights in their room.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    The termites are ready to sell, they finished the basement.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    All of its going to happen over the years. Might as well enjoy it.

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    David OBrien  over 3 years ago

    I believe the Cleavers are related to the Sawyers: a cut above the rest.

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    I LUV having old folk/fairy tales retold with a new twist or perspective. Anybody here familiar with “The Three Ninja Pigs”? “The Rough-Face Girl”?

    Am currently “revisiting” “The Hobbit” (1937), “The Hero with a Thousand Faces” (1948), and “The Uses of Enchantment” (1975). They all still have some interesting points to make, but they are all definitely historical artifacts. Amazin’, ain’t it, how a lifetime of reading and experience can change your viewpoint. . . ;)

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    Regrettably, I can’t provide an audio recording of Paul Estin’s ditty about the Surreal Estate Broker, but here are the lyrics:

    http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/surreale.htm

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    chris_weaver  over 3 years ago

    And their horse clients just want a stable investment!

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