Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 28, 2019

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    hans Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A global situation, I’m afraid!

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    And squash is feeling the pressure, zucchini green with envy, and kale is feeling unloved.

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    cubswin2016  almost 3 years ago

    Professor Plum did it in the library with a candlestick.

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    The bananas have begun their revolution, the produce section is ripe for the picking.

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    JudyAz  almost 3 years ago

    And the peaches want to remove everyone from office.

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    dave stoops  almost 3 years ago

    that would have been the muslim illegal alien and our President is cleaning up his messes;

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    COL Crash  almost 3 years ago

    Life is complicated! Even for plants.

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    The cherries keep trying to pick the plums’ assignments…

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    RabbitDad  almost 3 years ago

    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.Wisdom is not putting tomato in your fruit salad.

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    RetFor  almost 3 years ago

    Tomatoes are fruit, biologically, but they identify as vegetables.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I Remember when the Banana Republic was a good store. Before they sold out to The Gap/Old Navy.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago

     D&D Player’s Handbook on Basic Characteristics (v. 2.5.036)

    Strength: you can crush a tomato in your hand

    Dexterity: you can juggle a tomato

    Constitution: you can survive eating a bad tomato

    Intelligence: you know that a tomato is actually a fruit

    Wisdom: you know not to put tomato in a fruit salad

    Charisma: you can sell someone a fruit salad with tomato in it

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    It’s all sour grapes. Quit your w(h)ining.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 3 years ago

    People have told me that reading the comics is a fruitless endeavor. At last I can prove them wrong!

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