A global situation, I’m afraid!
And squash is feeling the pressure, zucchini green with envy, and kale is feeling unloved.
Professor Plum did it in the library with a candlestick.
The bananas have begun their revolution, the produce section is ripe for the picking.
And the peaches want to remove everyone from office.
that would have been the muslim illegal alien and our President is cleaning up his messes;
Life is complicated! Even for plants.
The cherries keep trying to pick the plums’ assignments…
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.Wisdom is not putting tomato in your fruit salad.
Tomatoes are fruit, biologically, but they identify as vegetables.
I Remember when the Banana Republic was a good store. Before they sold out to The Gap/Old Navy.
D&D Player’s Handbook on Basic Characteristics (v. 2.5.036)
Strength: you can crush a tomato in your hand
Dexterity: you can juggle a tomato
Constitution: you can survive eating a bad tomato
Intelligence: you know that a tomato is actually a fruit
Wisdom: you know not to put tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma: you can sell someone a fruit salad with tomato in it
It’s all sour grapes. Quit your w(h)ining.
People have told me that reading the comics is a fruitless endeavor. At last I can prove them wrong!
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