Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 30, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Please weight a second? Give him an inch he’ll take a meter; and that will only raise your temperature to a boil.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    since it’s used for timing races i’ve always wondered why it’s not called a ‘gowatch’…

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Don’t be hard on him. After all, he could have been a 3-minute egg timer.

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    davidjf44  over 3 years ago

    But the ruler is thinking no one measures up to him. And the thermometer doesn’t want to be questioned to the 3rd degree; hence, the even numbers.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    They all have egos, Frank thinks he’s the ruler and Ernie see thinks he’s hot stuff. But they do give the full measure of their worth.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    And then he always clocks out early.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Now he’s in the hot seat.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    Thinks ’e’s clock of the walk,’e does.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Don’t get too wound up about it.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 3 years ago

    One of my favorite phrases.

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Ask me the secret of my success.”

    “Okay, what’s the secret of — "


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    Jim  over 3 years ago

    Hmm. Not sure it’s everything, but it sure is something.

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    Earnestly Frank  over 3 years ago

    Anyone for seconds?

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