Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 06, 2020

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Similar to why contract bridge is like sex.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ll call your pancreas and raise you a spleen.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    And both can be very expensive.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Wearing a surgical mask while playing poker would probably help.

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    Just had my second hip surgery: TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN!

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    But the odds on good hands is far iffier in traditional poker. If more potential players knew the true odds on the possible winning hands, the ranks would shrink fast. The only ones left would be those who ignore the stats, and who are convinced by the gods of the green felt, that they and they alone can fill a busted flush, bluff out a pair, draw the third ace, or buy the pot. The Memorial Fool’s Graveyard of Poker is filled with ’em.

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    walstib  over 3 years ago

    Allstate Insurance too.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    All bets are off if the anesthesiologist is a no show.

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    waes-hael  over 3 years ago

    A mask is always good, too!

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    As long as the surgeon isn’t bluffing.

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    kaycstamper  over 3 years ago

    You’re in good hands with Allstate!

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