Here’s one I picked up years ago about other famous mismatches:
Heaven is where the police are English, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.
In recent weeks here in central VA all I have to do is have the camera face the window during the day. Gives me a live background of sheets of rain. No need to import a scene. And yes, it is deadly boring to me, too.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
Here’s one I picked up years ago about other famous mismatches:
Heaven is where the police are English, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
In recent weeks here in central VA all I have to do is have the camera face the window during the day. Gives me a live background of sheets of rain. No need to import a scene. And yes, it is deadly boring to me, too.
1953Baby about 2 years ago
“Problems, problems, problems all day long. . .”
BearsDown Premium Member about 2 years ago
“When the Taxman come to the door, the house lookin like a rummage sale.”
P51Strega about 2 years ago
My background is the only wedge of clean space in the house.
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 years ago
Back in the 1960s, when AT&T (remember Ma Bell?) was demonstrating “picture phones” at the World’s Fair, MAD magazine did a piece much like this.
bigplayray about 2 years ago
Frank had a girlfriend?
the lost wizard about 2 years ago
Living a lie.
gammaguy about 2 years ago
No fake backgrounds for me. I am what I am.
(I am not Popeye, either.)
BaltimoreJack Premium Member about 2 years ago
Fake backgrounds are really a thing? That is, a virtual one, not one you have to build yourself.