Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 27, 2020

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    Ratkin  almost 2 years ago

    Alone together.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Rara avis – a peaceful break-up.

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    [Traveler]  almost 2 years ago

    I remember one on Sienfeld

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    distortion  almost 2 years ago

    Consciously un-coupled.

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    “It was a unanimous split decision.”

    My partner and I had one, too… in the ice cream parlor.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    She is lactose intolerant and had to go her separate whey.

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    diskus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Rare is that they do not

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Keeping each other at arm’s length.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “John, you and Jenny seem to have such a successful marriage. Apparently you never fight about anything. How do you do it?”

    “Pretty easy. Early on we decided that I“d handle all the big questions and Jenny would deal with the little ones.”

    “Like what, for example?”

    “Oh, she decides whether we should move out of state, if we should buy a new car, what college to send the kids to, if it’s time to change jobs … that kind of thing.”

    “Really!? Those sound like pretty big decisions to me. What is it that you get to decide?”

    “Like I said, the big stuff. Is there a God, what’s the meaning of life, should we triple the defense budget, how can we fix economic inequality, and so on.”

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    “And I am unanimous in that!” – Mollie Sugden ☺

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    j3fgj3fgj3fg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bravo Mr. Wordplay !

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