Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 18, 2020

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    momofalex7  about 4 years ago

    A flea and a fly in a flueWhile in prison cried, “What shall we do?”“Let us fly,” said the flea“Let us flee”, said the flySo they flew through the flaw in the flue.

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    1953Baby  about 4 years ago

    Is anybody here old enough to remember . . .diagramming?!? And then there’s Latin grammar. . .

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    JudyAz  about 4 years ago

    I like this old one:

    Teacher at the door: “Johnny, is your mother home?”

    Johnny: “She ain’t here.”

    Teacher (surprised): “Johnny, where’s your grammar?!”

    Johnny: “She ain’t here neither!”

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Often it’s a Flat

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    sandpiper  about 4 years ago

    And flu is not flue, flew, flaw, flow, or floe. But it can be a pain.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 4 years ago

    This is dumb. It’s a “flown”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 4 years ago

    It’s time to relax your tense muscles.

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    hooglah  about 4 years ago

    It’s a flown.

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    42ntson  about 4 years ago

    And if you remove the wings, it’s a walk

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    donhendon10  about 4 years ago

    Frank Sinatra had a record many years ago, “There’s a flaw in my flue.” Not a very good song, though.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 4 years ago

    Maybe it is just dead.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So.. is there a name for a deceased fly? Besides the obvious.. a dead fly

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    The Orange Mailman  about 4 years ago

    What about yesterday’s gnus?

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    The Orange Mailman  about 4 years ago

    A dead walking stick is now just a stick.

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    Ron Bauerle  about 4 years ago

    https://examples.yourdictionary.com/reference/examples/future-perfect-progressive-tense-examples.html

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