There’s talking, texting, net surfing, and then there’s getting things done. Some do one thing, some the other. Guess which one keeps the world running properly.
I play computer games every once in while. . .most should give the protagonist one of these instead of always having you hunt forever for a screwdriver or a pair of scissors or a knife or a corkscrew or a KEY. . .geezus, I get tired of looking for keys. . .
In 1982 at my wedding I gave Swiss army knives to my groomsmen. In 2013 my son asked for advice on what to give his groomsmen. He didn’t think Swiss army knives was a good idea anymore.
I had my last phone so long that an upgrade to the OS used more memory than was available (even with all user downloaded apps removed). So they can figuratively bulk out.
Qiset almost 4 years ago
The bits are there from the beginning. Just not used until I get the app.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
it’s ’cause he lives in a virtual reality.
David OBrien almost 4 years ago
Memory? Forget it.
gokar 4,la almost 4 years ago
With the Swiss app on my phone I can virtually cut paper, screw screws, file my nails, pick my teeth …and much more!
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
There’s talking, texting, net surfing, and then there’s getting things done. Some do one thing, some the other. Guess which one keeps the world running properly.
coffeemom88 almost 4 years ago
But the smartphone isn’t going to open up my bottle of wine!
Reaven almost 4 years ago
You can combine the two if you’re willing to have fun
pathamil almost 4 years ago
You can use one to open the other…
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
I can’t remove a splinter with a cell phone, but I certainly can “cut-the-cheese” with one.
1953Baby almost 4 years ago
I play computer games every once in while. . .most should give the protagonist one of these instead of always having you hunt forever for a screwdriver or a pair of scissors or a knife or a corkscrew or a KEY. . .geezus, I get tired of looking for keys. . .
walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago
In 1982 at my wedding I gave Swiss army knives to my groomsmen. In 2013 my son asked for advice on what to give his groomsmen. He didn’t think Swiss army knives was a good idea anymore.
diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
We would all be better off without one of them
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Minimal moving parts.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Smartphone has a way of stabbing my attention.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Want to really hack your life?
Try the cool Seuss Army Knife!
https://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/08/080410_seuss_army_knife_t_shirt_1.jpg
Diane in comics land Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I had my last phone so long that an upgrade to the OS used more memory than was available (even with all user downloaded apps removed). So they can figuratively bulk out.
blac almost 4 years ago
They’re bulking up. Try putting the latest XL phones into your pocket.
Thinkingblade almost 4 years ago
Oh … that phone is bulking up, you just can’t see it. Viruses, response time, it’s all getting worse.
vjorgensen54 almost 4 years ago
yes and my butter knife is too must of the time.