Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 30, 2020

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    The bits are there from the beginning. Just not used until I get the app.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    it’s ’cause he lives in a virtual reality.

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    David OBrien  almost 3 years ago

    Memory? Forget it.

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    gokar An T Fa  almost 3 years ago

    With the Swiss app on my phone I can virtually cut paper, screw screws, file my nails, pick my teeth …and much more!

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    There’s talking, texting, net surfing, and then there’s getting things done. Some do one thing, some the other. Guess which one keeps the world running properly.

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    coffeemom88  almost 3 years ago

    But the smartphone isn’t going to open up my bottle of wine!

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    Reaven  almost 3 years ago

    You can combine the two if you’re willing to have fun

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    pathamil  almost 3 years ago

    You can use one to open the other…

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 3 years ago

    I can’t remove a splinter with a cell phone, but I certainly can “cut-the-cheese” with one.

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    1953Baby  almost 3 years ago

    I play computer games every once in while. . .most should give the protagonist one of these instead of always having you hunt forever for a screwdriver or a pair of scissors or a knife or a corkscrew or a KEY. . .geezus, I get tired of looking for keys. . .

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    walstib  almost 3 years ago

    In 1982 at my wedding I gave Swiss army knives to my groomsmen. In 2013 my son asked for advice on what to give his groomsmen. He didn’t think Swiss army knives was a good idea anymore.

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    diskus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    We would all be better off without one of them

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    Minimal moving parts.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Smartphone has a way of stabbing my attention.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 3 years ago

    Want to really hack your life?

    Try the cool Seuss Army Knife!

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    Diane in comics land Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I had my last phone so long that an upgrade to the OS used more memory than was available (even with all user downloaded apps removed). So they can figuratively bulk out.

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    blac  almost 3 years ago

    They’re bulking up. Try putting the latest XL phones into your pocket.

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    Thinkingblade  almost 3 years ago

    Oh … that phone is bulking up, you just can’t see it. Viruses, response time, it’s all getting worse.

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    vjorgensen54  almost 3 years ago

    yes and my butter knife is too must of the time.

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