Well, luckily you don’t spend the rest of the year spinning in circles. You don’t have to worry about not keeping your new year’s revolution.
Also, you never have visions of God, so you don’t have worry about not keeping your new year’s revelation.
And you can’t read this comment, so you don’t have to worry about your new year’s revulsion.
Did I mss any?
His New Year’s Dissolution!
He needs to focus more on himself.
If he wouldn’t go out on New Years Eve and get pixelated, these types of things wouldn’t happen.
Stop before you hit dot-matrix.
That’s what happens when you get pixilated on New Year’s Eve
I gave up on resolutions years ago. I must be invisible.
Groan!! Good one . .
You know you have been working with computers too long, when you are at a bar and some guy come up to you and asks your orientation, and you say “portrait”.
The forecast calls for snow.
Or if someone were to gut stuck on New Years day like in the Movie Ground Hog day until they keep there resolutions.
Eventually these puns will develop into a whole new topic, thanks to New Year’s evolution.
I have no problem keeping my resolutions. I never make any.
May 26, 2018
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