Best leave this one alone :)
Just add a little salad oil to the mix and the stiffness goes away.
What, you can’t move gingerly?
Have you tried rubbing ginger on it? Waaiiitt.
To loosen up, just run, run, as fast as you can…
To reduce inflammation, use icing first, then heat. He did it backward.
Try dipping a toe in a cup of coffee for a few seconds.
Don’t get me started on heat. That’s how I got stiff in the first place.
Icing is the recommended treatment for prolonged…..according to leading urologists.
Pepperidge Farm ginger man cookies are my favorite cookie
It’s like a food awakening.
If he uses a lot of icing, does that mean he’s chill?
try a µwave with a cup of water beside you for about 30sec on hi
Quit taking Viagra.
What do you expect? You’re a Gingerbread Man! (You’re not a soft/chewy chocolate chip cookie.)
Come back if it lasts more than four hours.
If the gingerbread man ever got lost he wouldn’t have to worry about not getting found. He’ll leave a trail of crumbs behind him wherever he goes
But does he know the muffin man?
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