Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 25, 2021

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    Ratkin  12 months ago

    As a teen I paid to play one county fair midway game and lost. In college I took a summer trip to Las Vegas and placed one bet and lost. Never did either again. Cheapest and most valuable lessons I ever got. Money well spent, Ernie.

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    sandpiper  12 months ago

    It’s the first lesson one learns. Make a choice – accept the results. No return for crying about it.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Lesson NOT learned!

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    cgale42  12 months ago

    Most machines do teach life lessons, slotted or not.

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    ddjg  12 months ago

    Perfect!!

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    eric  12 months ago

    Dispos-a-Dime, adjusted for inflation! (That was an F&E thing, many years ago, right?)

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    Rufus The naked mole rat  12 months ago

    (Calvin at the LIFE $0.25 booth)Susie: Here’s a quarter. What do I get?Calvin: Nothing. I just ripped you off.Susie: What?!Calvin: That’s life.

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    The machine did exactly what it said it would do. Where’s the problem?

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    Chris  12 months ago

    that’s the point of the lesson. :D

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    Gandalf  12 months ago

    The machine of government.

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    paranormal  12 months ago

    And he didn’t learn a lesson…

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    raybarb44  12 months ago

    Most life lessons do cost you something. Hope you learned from them……

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    Zykoic  12 months ago

    No refunds.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  12 months ago

    “Experience keeps a dear school, but a fool will learn in no other.”—Benjamin Franklin

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    Buckeye67  12 months ago

    Lesson to be learned, a fool and his money are soon parted. Unfortunately, Earnest needs to have the lesson explained to him.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago

    The dollar bill changers at DFW airport would keep 5¢ as a “courtesy fee.” This went on for about 5 years until somebody noticed the handmade signs warning people about this and the less than projected amount of dollar bills in the machines. Governor Richards put stop to the “courtesy fee” very early in her tenure.

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    gopher gofer  12 months ago

    my life lessons have always been much, much more costly…

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    locake  12 months ago

    I’ve saved thousands of dollars over the last 40 years by never buying a lottery ticket. I am now retired and well off financially.

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