Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 20, 2022

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Memory triggered! They say everything is bigger in Texas, and the natives take great pride in sheer size. One rancher was bragging on his spread: “Why, I can get in my truck at the crack of dawn and it takes me till past noon to reach the far side of it.”

    “Yup,” remarked his listener, “I had me a truck like that once, too.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    The secret of life is to weld them all shut, like the Duke boys did.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Coulda used some zip ties back in the 1950"s. Would looked ‘cooler’ than rope to hold ’em shut.

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    Gandalf  3 months ago

    Remember the Yugo?

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    I used to have a job like that. I sold flower seeds door-to-door.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Me, too. But it made opening the door for my dates so much easier.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 3 months ago

    Graham Bell was a little more somber : “When one door closes, another one opens, but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.”

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    and it’s called a revolving door…. you have been enlightened… now get back to work…!

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    quinones.felix  3 months ago

    It’s called a sallyport, prison entrance.

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    royq27  3 months ago

    I had a car that I held the door closed with a bungee cord. Then there was the door that broke off…

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t remember any car doors like that, but my older brother had a ’57 Olds coupe that if you closed the passenger door too hard, its window would drop completely open.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    I have an old house like that.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    In the 1960s, Volkswagen used to claim that its cars were so well constructed as to be airtight: “It helps to open a window, to close the door.”

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    dogday Premium Member 3 months ago

    Back in what I like to think of as a Bohemian phase early in marriage we had a car die on us and had to make and emergency purchase — cash (credit?? What credit?) We got a car whose driver’s side seat catch didn’t always work so you so find yourself suddenly staring at the ceiling of the car if you weren’t careful. It also had a gas tank whose interior was dissolving into the gas and occasionally plugging the gas line. So you let the car drift to the side of the road, turn off the ignition ( for safety), raise the hood and blow down the fuel line to clear it. These are the lessons you learn when you’re young — the ones you NEVER want to repeat.

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