Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 28, 2022

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    Never let the truth and facts get in the way of a good story.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Above and Beyond the Call of Duty!

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    blackman2732  5 months ago

    He threw in some jibber jabber for good measure.

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    distortion  5 months ago

    That exact line is in the musical, Chicago…spoken by Velma Kelly.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    No facts without a bit of polish

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    cornshell  5 months ago

    I think he missed the “nothing but” part….

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    [Traveler]  5 months ago

    I’ll tell you everything I know, and what I don’t know I’ll make up

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    e.groves  5 months ago

    “Disorder in the Court”. Take off your hat. Raise your right hand. Very funny Three Stooges movie.

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    walstib  5 months ago

    Sing like a bird.

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member 5 months ago

    Bailiff: Do you swear— Curly: No, but I know all the words! Three Stooges

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    JudyAz  5 months ago

    Isn’t the witness supposed to have his hand on the book?

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    And then some what?

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    ksu71  5 months ago

    Several have referenced this so:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxAk3B_zS5k

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    InTraining  5 months ago

    since…. “so help you God” is missing, Frank can pretty much say whatever he wants…!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    “I will tell the whole truth…as far as I remember it…from what I can recall of it.”

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    paranormal  5 months ago

    Don’t forget, a little dab ’ll do you…

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    “The whole truth? I doubt that you’ll allow that, sir. You’ll only let me answer questions asked by the lawyers.”

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    braindead Premium Member 5 months ago

    Thank you, Rudy.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Oh goodie, I get to swear.

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    The Orange Mailman  5 months ago

    The Last Boyscout

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    Geezer  5 months ago

    I wonder what would happen if the guy said “no.”

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    christelisbetty  5 months ago

    Plead the 5th, Frank.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    That part about “the whole truth” always left me wondering how long they’d let somebody go on to make sure they got the “whole” part properly covered.

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    tinstar  5 months ago

    Rule number 1…NEVER volunteer information. Answer only what was asked, and nothing more.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now a days, some people would just be telling “their” truth, not “the” truth.

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