“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: ‘God dämn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” —Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
stairsteppublishing 4 months ago
It is just the beginning…….
GreasyOldTam 4 months ago
Relax, kid. You’ve done the hard part. It’s all smooth sailing from here on. (Other readers: Sssssh!!! Don’t tell.)
Dru 4 months ago
Happy birthday.
Botulism Bob 4 months ago
His first words…..
Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: ‘God dämn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” —Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Doug K 4 months ago
Let me introduce you to your mommy on the outside.
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago
Watch those hands, Dr Pedo.
comixbomix 4 months ago
Never ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to.
InTraining 4 months ago
baby wants a cell phone…!
Jaques Sheet 4 months ago
neat!
it’s one of those new-fangled, CORDLESS babies
Gina Carson 4 months ago
From here on out, it all seems quite frightful. But it’s not as bad as it seems until you start paying taxes.
uniquename 4 months ago
Now we turn you right-side up and give you to mommy.
Gen.Flashman 4 months ago
Circumcision??
sandpiper 4 months ago
Just wait, Kid. It gets worse.
h.v.greenman 4 months ago
That one appears to be undersized doc. better throw it back and try again
walstib 4 months ago
Start a 529.
KEA 4 months ago
good question
StephenHoyt 4 months ago
One spank.
ChessPirate 4 months ago
[Smack!]
“Hey!”
perryed 4 months ago
Oh, you don`t even want to know!
The Brooklyn Accent 4 months ago
“Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?”
cuzinron47 4 months ago
“What up?”
Spiffy 4 months ago
That’s quite a grip. Are we throwing a knuckle-ball?
raybarb44 4 months ago
It’s all downhill from here kid….
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 4 months ago
People have been searching for a good answer to that question for millennia!
nsr60 4 months ago
Now everything.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Baby:" Why’d you spank me so hard?? What did I ever do to you?"
Jaques Sheet 4 months ago
Rodney Dangerfield
Jokes about the Day He was Born
https://youtu.be/SPhXJXK21SQ
Faby 4 months ago
Same question as in the very first Baby Blues!