Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 24, 2023

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    Setter, sweater, better … Betty Botter bought some butter.

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    That’s A New Pet Peeve From Not Always Right :

    I work at a veterinarian clinic, and we have just sold the practice to another veterinarian, so we sent out letters informing our clients of the change. A pet owner comes in infuriated.

    Pet Owner: “I can’t believe you’re trying to sell my dog! I’ll call the cops on you!”

    Me: “Ma’am, it’s the clinic that’s being sold. We have no rights to sell yours or anyone else’s pet!”

    Pet Owner: “I don’t trust you! I want my files shredded so you can’t find where I live!”

    I was never happier to go on lunch and hand a customer over to a manager! When I came back from lunch, the pet owner was gone, but the sound of shredding could be heard from the office.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    If it had been an Irish Spaniel, light a large candle and have it wear a substantial flannel mantle.

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    P51Strega  5 months ago

    We’ve got Elvis’s poor old dog, who only drinks beer and is easily startled.

    Take that hound out for a round, but don’t make a sound.

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    There’s a grizzly reading this who doesn’t like to admit he likes puns. There’s nothing he can do but grin and bear it.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    Very good word play, again today.

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    Gina Carson  5 months ago

    Rhyme time.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    “We have a Liberal Go Comics lowly unworthy, an inferiority complex vexed whine bag with a parasitic infection.”

    “How many nits can a nit picker pick if a nit picker picks nits”

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    InTraining  5 months ago

    groan… mone…. disown…!

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    jr1234  5 months ago

    Vet gets pets

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh! Jeez! Louise! Thaves has gone and done as he please.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    We once had a cat that like to walk across the piano keys just to hear the music. Sometimes she would sing along. Anyway, one day the piano tuner was there and took out the piano mechanism to be repaired. When the piano tuner left, the cat jumped on the piano, but no sound came out. The cat immediately jumped off, and never went on the piano again, even after it was repaired.

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    T...  5 months ago

    Frank is being frank with his prescriptions, give him an Oreo…

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  5 months ago

    Read them F and E ~ it’s pretty funny.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 5 months ago

    Today on Veterinarian’s Hospital, where medicine has gone to the dogs…

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    norphos  5 months ago

    Dude, that is some smooth verbiage there. WORD!

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